Jake Smith

Jake Smith is a recurring memester and absolute gremlin, making him one of the stars of the Kehillah Meme Wiki. He is currently a freshman at Kehillah. His most notable works of memeology are the various mutilations of Mr. Stewart's friendly snail critters in bio, Mr. Ribeye, and the Teeth meme.

Beginnings
And now for Jake Smith's edgy anime backstory. He went to Walter Hays Elementary School, and then to Synapse School in Menlo Park. He really started to unlock his gremlin energy in 5th grade with: The Gluk Story.

Now the Gluk story is quite the tale:

It begins in 5th grade, where a young Jake is pissed at his teacher Mrs. Kerscher. Mrs. Kerscher goes out for [an unknown reason] and Jake is bored out of his mind. Jake's trickster senses kick in, he remembers that the substitute hasn't a clue what his name is by the fact that she didn't have a proper role call sheet. Jake decides to tell the sub that his name is "Gluk". The aftermath was hilarious. Jake acts on his best behavior for the rest of the day. At the end of the day this sub decides to release them in order of good behavior, and she says: "Gluk you may go" Jake and some classmates get in trouble with the principal for it, but in the immortal words of one Gluk: "The look on the subs face of such sincerity while saying 'Gluk you may go' was 100% worth it, it was my the magnum opus, the zenith of my pranking career, truly the best prank I've ever played, I don't regret it for 1 second."